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What Could Possibly Go Wrong

• The meeting room
• Online services
• The open church
• Permitted activities
• The Nativity
• Previous incumbents
• Servers
• The chairs
• Sidespersons
• Ice creams
• The parish church
• Procession school
• Cricket
• The wedding reception
• Virtual reality
• The ringing chamber
• The church year
• Church cleaning
• Arriving at church
• Church membership
• Folding tables
• The wiring diagram
• The online meeting
• Newcomers
• Ventilation
• Two metres
• Vestments
• The Easter Service
• Beatitudes for a global pandemic

Revenge of the Flower Arrangers

• Rituals for hot weather
• The ecclesiastical detective
• A time of silence
• Drones
• The school carol service
• The Christmas market
• Advent
• Winter games
• Thought for the day
• Tradition
• Copes
• Lent books
• Mitres (2020)
• Initiation
• Skills
• Tasks
• The church hall caretaker
• The vicar’s day off
• Automation
• Sharing the peace
• Mitres
• The balloon
• Sheets of paper
• Fundraising

How to avoid the Peace

• Any other business
• Decorating
• Raffle prizes
• Health and safety
• Church notice boards
• Correct procedures
• The Nativity play
• Football
• Supply clergy
• Welcome
• The Peace
• Cycling
• Summer
• The wedding service
• The projector
• Sacred items
• The skip
• The Verger’s office
• Security
• The church fete
• The Interregnum
• Reordering your church
• Inspections
• Who does what
• How to find us
• In the pews
• The PCC meeting
• The celebrity speaker
• The church hall
• New Year’s resolutions
• Advent
• The ten week course
• Pastoral visiting
• Thankless tasks
• Where are my keys
• Free cartoon: Giving

Heroes of the Coffee Rota

• Tidying
• Amplification
• The clergy conference
• Weekdays
• Church maintenance
• The holiday club
• Church cleaning
• Animals
• Church chairs
• The perils of being tall
• Breaking up
• Terrible discoveries
• Ways to keep warm
• The cathedral shop
• The church tower
• Cyber attacks
• Advent
• The Christmas checklist
• Children’s craft items
• Young people
• The Vicar’s break
• The tea rota
• Interviewing
• The PCC survival kit
• The electoral roll
• Sidespersons
• Choosing the hymns
• The intercessions
• The Sunday school
• The lectionary
• Rotas
• Reading the lesson
• The choir
• Changes
• The music group
• PCC bingo
• The church porch
• Recruiting volunteers

Peculiar Goings On

• The youth group
• Hassocks
• Politics
• The holiday camp
• The bishop’s visit
• The church car park
• The vicarage
• The bring and share lunch
• The Church Commissioners
• People in cassocks
• Lent
• Acetates
• The verger’s store cupboard
• The piano
• The parish Christmas tree
• Christmas cards
• Church cleaning
• The Sunday school
• The church budget
• The seven wonders
• The Christian conference
• Mechanisation
• The chair straighteners
• The intercessions
• Innovations
• Communion
• The ladders in the north transept
• Press officers
• Archaeology
• The hymns
• The election
• The photocopier
• The bell ringers
• Emergency procedures
• Standing and sitting
• The hierarchy of biscuits

The Exciting Word of Churchgoing

• The Cassock (2020)
• Church house
• Pruning
• Summer holidays
• Outdoor activities
• Volunteer transport
• Organ tuning
• Loyalty cards
• The church hall
• Health and safety
• Valuables
• The heating system
• Before the service
• Beating the crowds
• Games
• Awkward pastoral visits
• The daily office
• Stoles
• Ordination
• The church café
• Segregation
• The ten week course
• The PCC
• The sound desk operator
• Holidaymakers
• Christmas preparations
• Differing heights
• Sermon illustrations
• In the vestry
• Hymn books v data projectors
• The PCC
• Committee meetings
• Lead thieves
• The DAC
• The bishop’s chaplain
• The clergy desk
• Rotas
• Parish life
• Cleaning Sunday
• Punctuality
• Information for visitors
• Problems
• The discernment process
• Churchgoers
• The cassock
• The parish computer
• The social committee
• Numbers
• Making notes
• The Church Tower
• Snow

My Pew: Things I have seen from it

• Carol services
• That which unites us
• Worship
• The sermon
• The peace
• Kneelers
• Keeping order
• Church seating
• Hymns
• Curtains
• Finding-a-seat
• The welcome pack
• The annual inspection
• The church tower
• Cathedrals
• The Sunday school song
• The religious bookshop
• The five marks of mission
• House for duty
• Excuses for absenteeism
• Occasional attenders
• Non-stipendiary ministers
• Clergy advertisements
• The flower ladies
• Rural deans
• The home group
• Archdeacons
• Leaving church
• Donated items
• Appointing a new vicar
• Bishops
• Pews (the five worst places to sit)
• The all-age service
• The division of labour
• The service
• Sunday school
• Processions
• The welcomers
• Communion
• The sermon
• Outreach
• Furniture
• New technology
• The Crèche
• The Nativity play
• Nine lessons
• After-service coffee
• The organ recital
• The Laity
• Fixtures and fittings
• Church architecture
• The 12 days of Christmas

The Dave Walker Guide to the Church

• Restricted areas
• The flower festival
• New clergy
• Numbers
• The liturgical pause
• Safety in church
• Sidespersons
• Pews – the different classes
• Flags
• Ways to escape
• Cathedrals
• The Church Office
• The Church Hall
• Summer holidays
• The chain of command
• Small children
• The Vicar’s study
• How to tell what is going on
• The collection
• The view from the pulpit
• Behind the scenes
• The pulpit
• Church Politics
• The Service
• Advent
• The PCC
• Lost Property
• The Parish System
• What your pew says about you
• What the clergy do all week
• How to recognise people
• Things you will be given
• Arriving at church
• The Peace
• Lent

Cartoons available in portrait format

• Automation
• Sharing the peace
• Mitres
• Any other business
• Colouring: Flower arranging
• Happy Christmas
• The chain of command
• The church is empty
• The Parish System

Youthwork

• The Christian festival
• Ecumenical relations
• Disposal
• Punishments
• Going to university
• Church congregations
• The youth work trolley

Non-church-specific

• Asterisk
• Laundry
• Environment
• How bad things are
• If I had
• Procastination
• Right and wrong
• Stop ironing
• The heat
• They are wrong
• How to tie a tie

Colouring pages

• Colouring: We are the church
• Thank you NHS
• Flowers (2020)
• Palm Sunday
• Colouring: The wedding
• Colouring: Arranging the flowers
• Colouring: Store cupboard
• Colouring: Faces
• Colouring: The bring and share lunch
• Colouring: The church library
• Colouring: The toddler group
• Colouring: Found in church
• Colouring: Coffee time
• Colouring: Flower arranging
• Colouring: Sunday school
• Colouring: The church in the city

Worksheets

• Worksheet: Exercise
• Worksheet: Easter
• Worksheet: Staying at home
• Cartoon worksheet: Baptism
• Cartoon worksheet: Pentecost
• Cartoon worksheet: Trinity
• The Wedding at Cana ‘Spot the difference’
• Cartoon worksheet: John the Baptist
• Cartoon Worksheet: All Saints
• Cartoon Worksheet: Harvest
• Cartoon Worksheet: Beginnings
• Cartoon worksheet: Banquet
• Cartoon Worksheet: The church of the future

Illustrations

• Dogs (2020)
• Donkey
• Sermon (laptop)
• Keys
• Procession of the cleaners
• Door
• Ski jumping
• Things of the past
• Pew bike
• Why
• Anyone
• TV
• Tea / biscuits
• Coffee / biscuits
• Fans
• Dogs
• Ordination (leaping)
• Mask
• OHP (skip)
• Welcome
• Gong
• Library
• Pew
• Talk
• Binoculars
• Slumped
• Website (phone)
• Website (laptop)

Christmas cartoons

• Christmas cards
• The school carol service
• The Christmas market
• Advent
• The Nativity
• The Nativity play
• Advent
• Carol services
• The Christmas checklist
• The parish Christmas tree
• Christmas cards
• Happy Christmas
• Christmas preparations
• The Nativity play
• Nine lessons
• The 12 days of Christmas
• Cartoon worksheet: John the Baptist
• Christmas Resources: He came down
• Christmas Resources: Shepherds
• Christmas Resources: Everlasting light

Special features

• The Dave Walker Guide to Greenbelt
• The Anglican Consultative Council
• The Windsor Report

Books

• The PCC Strikes Back
• What Could Possibly Go Wrong
• Sorry, no 2025 Calendar
• Revenge of the Flower Arrangers
• The Cycling Cartoonist
• How to Avoid the Peace